Sunday, May 29, 2011

May 2011 viral videos

May viral videos

This month's crop of intensely watched Internet videos runs the gamut from the death announcement of America's public enemy No. 1 to one of the all-time funniest talking-dog spoofs. Savor and enjoy.

Angry nicotine kitten

This kitty is none too happy as its owners try to pry an unhealthy object away from its feline grip.

Beyoncé surprises students

Pop diva Beyoncé joins a New York City school's students in an exercise routine to help promote Michelle Obama's fitness campaign aimed at fighting childhood obesity.

Condoleezza Rice guests on '30 Rock'

Throughout the first season of "30 Rock" Jack Donaghy claimed to have dated former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. She finally appeared on the show this month and challenged Baldwin to a musical duel.

Dog plays fetch with statue

This dog can't understand why an inanimate object won't throw its stick. But you've got to admire the animal's determination.

Ellen DeGeneres' prank

Ellen DeGeneres is famous for pranking people on her comedy talk show. For Cinco de Mayo, she employed a hidden mariachi band to startle unaware tourists.

High-five for first kiss

First kisses don't get any cuter than this! Elliot, 5, and Bowie, 6, become the darlings of millions of YouTube viewers with this very special feel-good moment.

'Jersey floor'

Comedienne heavyweights Tina Fey and Amy Poehler spoof a popular reality series and get their "GTL" on with this late-night host.

First lady's dance moves

Michelle Obama shakes, shimmies and wobbles as she moves to the groove to promote her physical fitness campaign. The rapper who sang a song about the dance style was recently murdered.

Obama claims 'Lion King' birth

Barack Obama added some animation to what some called his stand-up routine at the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner when he spoofed his own birth certificate debate by showing the opening scene from a Disney classic.

Trump gets mocked

Though it was all in jest, America's alpha male skewered "The Donald" as the White House Correspondents' Association dinner audience erupts in withering laughter.

Baseball fans react to bin Laden death

In the City of Brotherly Love, at a game between the Phillies and the New York Mets, fans reacted strongly to the news that Osama bin Laden had been killed.

Obama announces bin Laden's death

President Barack Obama proudly informs the nation that after a decade-long manhunt, al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden, who was responsible for the 9/11 attacks, has been found and killed.

Steve Carell's final bow

Actor Steve Carell's performance in his final episode of the popular TV series, "The Office"had people talking. The all-star season finale included this funny man, the show's creator and an eccentric actor.

Ultimate dog tease

What's funnier than a pretentious or nonsensical LOLcat? A sad, hungry and talking dog, apparently. Some animals don't need humans to do the talking for them.

Cartwheels after royal wedding

Gymnastics are not usually part of the ceremonies at London's  Westminster Abbey, but this priest needed to vent his joy after the recent royal wedding.

Will Ferrell reprises Bush

Will Ferrell reprises his role as George W. Bush to announce the death of another kind of terrorist.

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: Washington, D.C.

 

One hundred fifty years ago, the United States was plunging inexorably into the Civil War, in which more than 600,000 Americans died — almost as many as all other U.S. wars combined. The war’s sesquicentennial is drawing travelers to numerous sites around the country that commemorate the conflict; what follows are a baker’s dozen of the best. There is no more meaningful place to start — or finish — measuring the weight of America’s worst war than the beautiful monument to Abraham Lincoln that anchors one end of the National Mall in Washington, D.C. And to consider Lincoln’s charge at Gettysburg, which still rings today: “…To be dedicated to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus nobly advanced.”

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: Gettysburg

This battlefield in south-central Pennsylvania was the turning point of the war — specifically, most historians say, when Pickett’s Charge was turned away at Cemetery Ridge on July 3, 1863. You can stand at the very spot today and consider alternative histories had the charge succeeded; stroll the grounds where Lincoln declaimed his famous 10-sentence speech five months later. (Read the text of the Gettysburg address.) The battlefield itself and surrounding countryside are surpassingly lovely and serene, and it’s almost impossible to conceive the conflagration that took place here.

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: Andersonville, Ga.

The Confederacy’s most notorious prison camp housed as many as 45,000 Union troops in southern Georgia; almost one-third died of disease, malnutrition and exposure in the confine known as Camp Sumter. When Congress designated it as the Andersonville National Historic Site in 1970, it expanded the scope of the park to honor all American prisoners of war, in all wars, and to examine POW camps throughout history. Today as beautiful and peaceful as any pastoral countryside, it’s a sobering place to reflect on the genesis and meaning of the Geneva Conventions meant to protect the victims of war.

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: Glorieta Pass, N.M.

The westernmost battle of the war took place here, 20 miles east of Santa Fe, in the foothills of the Sangre de Cristo Mountains in late March 1862. When Union forces under Col. John Chivington overwhelmed several Texas regiments, Confederate visions of Western advance ended. The pine and grassland scene today is a breeze-swept transition between the High Plains and Southern Rockies. And, yes, the northern commander was the same John Chivington who led the slaughter of 150 defenseless Cheyenne Indians at Sand Creek, Colo., in 1864.

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: Vicksburg, Miss.

 

Vicksburg, with high bluffs overlooking the Mississippi River, was the key city on the southern portion of the river. Union forces under Gen. Ulysses Grant attacked and then besieged the city in May and June 1863. When Confederate defenders surrendered on July 4, control of the Mississippi and its vital shipping lanes passed to the North for the remainder of the war. Standing on those bluffs today, it’s instructive to recognize the significance of the river, then and now, in American affairs. The nearby Natchez Trace Parkway is one of America’s most beautiful drives, a peaceful journey through rolling Mississippi fields and forests.

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: Chattanooga, Tenn.

The Tennessee city that lies beneath Lookout Mountain was the focus of some of the war’s fiercest and most important battles in the fall of 1863. First came a Confederate victory at Chickamauga in northern Georgia, then a battle and siege in and around Chattanooga that was eventually won by Grant that November. The national military park that encompasses both battlefields is an immense complex, mostly preserved in its historic configuration, as it was the first U.S. military park in 1890. Chattanooga is one of the South’s most cosmopolitan urban centers, with a symphony, theater, a thriving art district, numerous visitor attractions and a lengthy riverfront trail system.

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: New Haven, Conn.

 

For more than three centuries, cargo ships sailed the Atlantic with slaves brought west from Africa in chains — up to 20 million, some historians estimate. The U.S. slave trade ended in 1808, despite the continuation of slavery, but slavers continued to sail. The Amistad America, whose home port is New Haven, is a reconstruction of a famous slaver (pictured here docked in nearby Mystic) that was seized by its captives in a rebellion and captured off Long Island, leading to an 1840 U.S. Supreme Court decision acknowledging their right to be free. Slavery is alive today in many parts of the world; Hillary Clinton has made abolishing human trafficking a key tenet of her work as Secretary of State.

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: Manassas, Va.

 

The war began in earnest near Manassas, Virginia, on July 21, 1861, in a battle whose two names still betray divisions between North and South: After all this time, it’s called Bull Run in the North, First Manassas in the South. The Union forces lost, but a far more meaningful event took place here a half-century later, on July 21, 1911, when veterans of the battle met to shake hands in the Peace Jubilee. That’s what community leaders in Manassas’ Prince William County have chosen to re-enact this summer: On July 21, Manassas will re-create the 1911 Jubilee, and celebrate peace and reconciliation.

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: Pea Ridge, Ark.

Although most Civil War fighting took place east of the Mississippi River — and most of that was in Virginia — the battle along a set of hills in northwestern Arkansas in early March 1862 proved a pivotal moment. Here, far from the main theater of war, a smaller Union army defeated a larger Confederate force, thereby assuring that Missouri was a Union state, and basically ending Southern hopes for success west of the Mississippi. Set in the foothills of the Ozarks, Pea Ridge National Military Park is a lovely place to visit in autumn, when the area’s oak and maple forests are in fall color, and one can hardly believe a different crimson once covered the ground.

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: Harper’s Ferry, W.V.

Few events in American history are as bizarre as abolitionist John Brown’s October 1859 raid on a federal weapons arsenal in this then-Virginia town on the Potomac River. Brown hoped he would spark a slave revolt in the South; instead, he was captured — ironically, by Robert E. Lee — tried and hanged for treason. At his execution he declared: “I John Brown am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but by blood.” Visitors today can see the armory “fort” in which Brown and his raiders tried to hold off federal troops.

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: Huntsville, Texas

A few Confederate leaders, including Lee, fought not for slavery but for their own notions of regional loyalty. What’s far less known is that some Southern leaders spurned the Confederacy, period. Sam Houston, former governor of Tennessee, legendary “father” of Texas independence and two-term Texas president was, in 1861, governor of the Lone Star State. He opposed secession and refused to swear a Confederate oath of loyalty. The Texas legislature booted him from office and he died in figurative exile in 1863. This little-known story of courage is told at the Sam Houston Memorial Museum in Huntsville, his last hometown, a pretty, oak-shaded university town halfway between Dallas and the huge city that now bears his name.

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: Cincinnati

Hundreds of thousands of black slaves attempted to reach freedom in the North or, better, Canada, before Lincoln’s 1863 Emancipation Proclamation. The Underground Railroad was an escape network that operated before the Civil War, consisting of freedom supporters who helped slaves reach free states, British territory where slavery had been abolished or Mexico. The safe houses, tunnels and other secret routes are explained at the National Underground Railroad Freedom Center in Cincinnati, which was one of the network’s key transfer points.

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: Chancellorsville, Va.

Just two months before the battle at Gettysburg, Confederate forces led by Gen. Robert E. Lee won a major victory at Chancellorsville, defeating Union Gen. Joseph Hooker despite superior Northern forces. The peak day of the battle, May 3, 1863, is often reckoned the second-deadliest day in the war, and the name Chancellorsville still evokes the awful horror of battle. Confederate Gen. Stonewall Jackson died here; Hooker was relieved of command just before Gettysburg; and the Confederate cause that had seemed riding high after Chancellorsville turned hopeless just a few months later. Stephen Crane’s famous book, “The Red Badge of Courage,” is set at Chancellorsville.

America’s Must-See Civil War Sites: Appomattox Courthouse, Virginia

Four years of dreadful conflict finally came to an end in this peaceful hamlet — little more than a dozen buildings and two streets — in the Virginia countryside on Palm Sunday, April 9, 1865. At the Appomattox Courthouse, Gens. Grant and Lee met and negotiated a simple and compassionate surrender that allowed soldiers on both sides to set their guns aside and return home. The village rests beneath ancient oaks and locust trees atop a small hill far from any disturbance, modern or historic. Visitors today can receive the best souvenir of Civil War heritage travel, evocative copies of the safe-conduct pass that Grant’s officers gave Confederate soldiers: “… Permission to go home, and there remain undisturbed.”

America's Most Incredible National Parks

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Grand Canyon

 The sheer size of Arizona’s Grand Canyon can overwhelm the senses: It’s 277 river miles long, up to 18 miles wide and a mile deep. Upon visiting the area in 1903, President Theodore Roosevelt, an avid outdoorsman, advocated for its protection, saying, “The ages have been at work on it, and man can only mar it. What you can do is to keep it for your children, your children's children, and for all who come after you, as one of the great sights which every American should see.” Grand Canyon National Park was established on Feb. 26, 1919.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Yellowstone

 Yellowstone National Park became the first national park in the U.S. when it was established in 1872. Many Americans consider it the quintessential American national park; its highlights include Old Faithful geyser, hot springs, the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone, and wildlife such as grizzlies, wolves, elk and bison. The park, spanning across parts of Wyoming, Montana and Idaho, boasts about 10,000 hydrothermal features — half of the ones that exist in the world — among them 300 geysers.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Bryce Canyon

 Bryce Canyon National Park in Utah is small by national park standards (56.2 square miles), but its unique geology is sure to leave an unforgettable impression. A series of horseshoe-shaped amphitheaters, this area is proof of the eroding forces of frost and rainwater. The limestone, in numerous and subtle hues, has been shaped into many spectacular formations, most famously into spires called hoodoos.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Great Smoky Mountains

 Great Smoky Mountains National Park, straddling the state line between Tennessee and North Carolina, is the most-visited national park in the U.S., drawing between 8 million and 10 million visitors each year. In the seemingly endless wave of forested ridges, travelers find incredible diversity in plants and animals as well as sublime beauty in views of waterfalls, wildflowers and wildlife.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Acadia

 Acadia National Park in Maine became the first national park east of the Mississippi River when it was established in 1919 under the name Lafayette National Park. It encompasses seacoast, islands and mountains. Visitors can drive to the summit of Cadillac Mountain, the highest peak on the U.S. Atlantic coast at 1,530 feet, or around the 20-mile Park Loop Road, offering ocean and mountain vistas and sights such as Thunder Hole and Otter Cliffs. Or, those interested in more active pursuits can check out the historic carriage road system, built by John D. Rockefeller, which includes 17 stone bridges that carry cyclists and hikers over streams and waterfalls, past cliffs and around lakes.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Badlands

 South Dakota’s Badlands National Park contains the world’s richest fossil beds dating from the Oligocene epoch (28 million to 37 million years ago), telling the evolutionary story of mammals such as the horse. The park’s 244,000 acres comprise one of the largest protected mixed-grass prairies in the U.S., but Badlands is perhaps best-known for the colorful buttes, pinnacles and spires that have been shaped by erosion.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Big Bend

 Big Bend National Park in Texas is considered to be three parks in one, with Chisos Mountains, Rio Grande and Chihuahuan Desert environments providing immense biological and geologic diversity. Big Bend is part of one of the largest transboundary protected areas in North America, with more than 2 million acres of Chihuahuan Desert resources and more than 200 miles of river under the protection of the U.S. and Mexico.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Crater Lake

 Crater Lake’s quiet beauty was born in the violence of a volcano that caused Mount Mazama to collapse nearly 8,000 years ago. The lake, located in southern Oregon on the crest of the Cascades, is the deepest in the U.S. (1,943 feet), with crystal blue waters reflecting the surrounding sheer cliffs. Its only water supply is snow, averaging 533 inches a year.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Death Valley

 Death Valley National Park stakes a claim as one of the hottest (temperatures reached 134 degrees Fahrenheit in 1913), driest (no rain was recorded in 1929) and lowest (Badwater Basin is 282 feet below sea level) places on Earth. Those who dare can see sand dunes bowing to the wind, snow-topped mountains and canyons curved by water. The park’s name belies the fact that more than 1,000 species of plants call it home.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Mount Rainier

 At 14,410 feet, Washington’s Mount Rainier is the highest peak in the Cascades, giving national park visitors access to glaciers, rain forest and mountain meadows bursting with wildflowers. It’s no wonder an early visitor exclaimed, “This must be what paradise looks like,” giving name to the Paradise area of the park and the recently remodeled Paradise Inn.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Everglades

 The River of Grass, Everglades National Park, Florida, is the largest subtropical wilderness in the U.S. Only a quarter of the historic Everglades remains, but within its protection are American crocodiles, Florida panthers and West Indian manatees, which prowl and wander the mangrove tunnels, sawgrass prairies and coastlines. Though many people believe the Everglades to be a swamp, it is technically a river, flowing at the rate of about a quarter-mile a day.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Glacier National Park


 Glacier National Park’s rugged mountains are reflected in its stunning lakes, drawing visitors to Montana for adventurous hiking or peaceful solitude. Travelers can choose to drive the Going-to-the-Sun Road, backpack deep in the wilderness, visit lodges and chalets, learn Native American stories or simply take in the grandeur of the scenery.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Redwood

 Redwood National Park in California protects the tallest trees in the world, which draw visitors’ eyes inexorably upward. Many of the trees tower above 300 feet; one deep in the backcountry was measured at 379 feet in 2006. Redwood forests teeter on a narrow strip along 450 miles of coastline from the California/Oregon state line to Monterey Bay. The tree is considered sacred to the Yurok Tribe, says elder and master canoe carver Glenn Moore Sr., who adds, in the park’s official visitor’s guide, “They say a redwood tree has a heart.”

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Rocky Mountain

 Rocky Mountain National Park showcases the Colorado mountains for which it’s named. The park tops out at Longs Peak at 14,259 feet, an elevation that, like the views, could be considered breathtaking. Within its 416-square-mile wilderness, at least 60 mountains exceed 12,000 feet. Not only do they muscle into the forefront of any vista, but they also shoulder delicate alpine flowers and thick forests and provide a home to a variety of wildlife, including bighorn sheep.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Volcanoes

 With two of the Earth’s most active volcanoes, Mauna Loa and Kilauea, Volcanoes National Park in Hawaii has an ever-changing landscape. The park begins at sea level and peaks at the summit of Mauna Loa in rugged, high-altitude wilderness. Kilauea is more accessible to tourists and can be explored on the 11-mile Crater Rim Drive that circles the summit caldera, passes through desert and rain forest and crosses the caldera floor. Chain of Craters Road takes drivers on a steep 3,700-foot descent over 20 miles, with black-sand beaches to reward them at the bottom.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Yosemite

 Yosemite National Park in California is best known for its waterfalls, and the Merced and Tuolumne, federally designated as wild and scenic rivers, begin within its boundaries. But the 1,200-square-mile park, one of the first wilderness parks in the U.S., also offers stunning granite cliffs, deep valleys, peaceful meadows, giant sequoias and a vast wilderness. Though the park has more than 3.5 million visitors each year, it’s still easy to find a quiet corner — most tourists concentrate in the seven-square-mile vicinity of scenic Yosemite Valley.

America's Most Incredible National Parks: Zion

Etched by rain and river and colored in part by iron oxide, the narrow canyons and deep chasms of Utah’s Zion National Park range in hue from red to natural white. The park’s valley floor is at 4,000 feet elevation, while its highest points reach nearly 9,000 feet. Pinnacles, domes, arches and spires strike awe in visitors who take in the view, which is especially remarkable from the lower elevations.

Summer 2011 reading picks

Summer reading picks
 You could squander your summer plowing through a pile of trashy paperbacks. You could spill iced tea or margaritas on their pages and never mind the damage. But if summer brings you more than your usual quotient of time to relax, why not delve into books with a little more meat on their bones?  
Here are some of summer fiction's best bets.

 ‘The Family Man’
Author: Elinor Lipman

Plot: Lipman's characters are intelligent and urbane, and they do not behave with incivility, even if their ex-wives have dumped them for crass, wealthy businessmen.
 ‘The Secret Speech’
Author:Tom Rob Smith

Plot: The sequel to last summer’s “Child 44” follows a security officer as he struggles to forge a new life with a new job at the Moscow homicide bureau.
 ‘The Selected Works of T.S. Spivet’
Author:  Reif Larsen

Plot: Raised just north of the appropriately named Divide, Mont., by his rancher father and scientist mother, the precocious 12-year-old T.S. is a talented cartographer who dreams of mapping the natural world.
 ‘The Way Home’
Author:  George Pelecanos  He wrote for a gritty HBO drama.

Plot: A generational battle between working-class Thomas Flynn, owner of a carpet business in Washington, D.C., and his son, Chris, who is more concerned with the rules of the urban streets than with his future.
 ‘Lime Tree Can't Bear Orange’
Author:  Amanda Smyth

Plot: In her debut novel, Smyth paints a vivid portrait of a naive young girl who learns some hard truths about herself and her family. Arresting and powerful, it is a shining testament to human resilience.
 ‘The Little Stranger’
Author:Sarah Waters
Plot: A satisfyingly retro ghost story with an extraordinarily sharp dose of psychological terror.
 ‘The Signal’
Author:Ron Carlson

Plot: A bittersweet love story and a rousing adventure set in the remote stretches of the Wind River range of Wyoming, where a couple has planned their 10th annual backpacking trip.
 ‘Good Things I Wish You’
Author:  A. Manette Ansay

Plot: Freshly divorced Jeanette Hochmann is juggling her teaching job at a Miami university, raising her 4-year-old daughter and writing a book on the relationship between 19th century German pianist Clara Schumann and Johannes Brahms, the protégé of Clara’s husband, Robert.
 ‘Where the Money Went: Stories’
Author:  Kevin Canty

Plot: The college boy still reeling from having almost killed his brother; the married drinker who realizes that his new sobriety demands a big change in his life; the father who realizes he can't protect his 4-year-old son.
 ‘The Angel's Game’
Author:Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Plot: In this gothic novel, a young writer receives an offer he can't refuse from an editor.
 ‘Do Not Deny Me: Stories’
Author:Jean Thompson

Plot: More contemporary short stories from one of David Sedaris' favorite writers.
 ‘The Strain’
Author:Chuck Hogan  and Guillermo del Toro

Plot: Vampires threaten humankind in the first of a planned trilogy.
 ‘The Crowning Glory of Calla Lily Ponder’
Author:Rebecca Wells

Plot: A girl grows up in Louisiana and presumably learns divine secrets about the Ya-Ya Sisterhood.
 ‘Rain Gods’
Author:James Lee Burke

Plot:Texas sheriff Hackberry Holland attempts to uncover a grisly mass murder case in a town near the Mexico border.
 ‘Sweet Mary’
Author:Liz Balmaseda

Plot: A woman wrongly charged in a drug case seeks the real culprit in the first novel from the former Miami Herald columnist.
 ‘Imperial’
Author: William Vollman

Plot: A National Book Award winner tackles the moral aspects of life on the U.S./Mexican border.
 ‘Inherent Vice’
Author:Thomas Pynchon
Plot: Another National Book Award winner blends noir and the psychedelic '60s.
 ‘South of Broad’
Author: Pat Conroy

Plot:Charleston teens form a bond for life.
‘That Old Cape Magic’
Author:Richard Russo

Plot: Middle-aged people experience joy and angst in Cape Cod.