Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Animals. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The Awesomest Drunk Animals

Grab yourself a cold one and while you’re at it, get one for your four legged friend as well. After all, they probably get tired of drinking out of the toilet bowl all day. It’s the 20 Awesomest Drunk Animals running err, stumbling your way.
 
He may only weigh 12 lbs, but he can drink with the best of them
 
Not only does this crab drink Jim Beam, but he also gets in bar fights and exercises his 2nd Amendment rights
 
Your Easter basket may be late this year, bunny’s got a killer hangover
 
“Fill me up, good sir. Yeeeah, that’s what I’m talkin’ about”
 
Beer is even more addictive for cats than the finest cat nip
 
Our canine friends lack opposable thumbs, so we gotta help them get their drink on
 
Do cats still always land on their feet after a good beer buzz?
 
That’s right, dog, you just got iced!
 
Yes, the proper reaction is “Awww”
 
Keepin’ it classy with a nice glass of chardonnay, bitches
 
I like to think that if a chimp did have an apt, he’d have a banana picture on the wall
 
Just another Friday night chillin at home watching Animal Planet with a cold one
 
While all the other squirrels were hording nuts, this guy gut drunk and laid
 
Remember, alcohol and Playstation can be a crutch for cats too
 
Mr. Bananas became the inspiration for Skynyrd’s “Whiskey Rock A Roller”
 
Drunk and on Facebook, no good can come of this
 
Don’t expect him to take the Kentucky Derby this year
 
Mother nature is about to take another bad apple out of the gene pool
 
A definite step up from stale bread crumbs for this duck
 
Does your local bar have drinking horses? … That’s what I thought

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Funny Sleeping Animals

Super selection of sleeping animals, they are funny, I certainly would not have been able to
so close to photograph, because it would not help laughing:)






















Friday, October 29, 2010

A Curious Little Elephant is In Trouble

A herd of elephants came to drink, but a little tortured baby elephant's curiosity and he decided to look at, and what is it? In the end, it kinda hit the trunk into the mouth of a crocodile, relatives were taken aback by such impudence reptiles, but recovering himself, rushed to help. Elephant does not hurt, but that with the crocodile, will remain a mystery.